My friends thought my rant was too kind. Hence I asked ChatGPT to create a more punchy one. And oh yeah! ChatGPT delivers!<\/p>\n
Donald J. Trump \u2014 the self-proclaimed genius who discovered that autism is caused by\u2026 paracetamol. Yes, you read that right. The same paracetamol millions of people use daily without issue. The same paracetamol that has been studied more thoroughly than Trump has ever read a book.<\/p>\n
This is the same clown who once recommended injecting bleach<\/em> as a cure for Covid. The same financial \u201cwizard\u201d who managed to bankrupt a casino \u2014 an achievement so rare it deserves its own entry in the Guinness Book of World Records. Casinos are literally designed so that the house always wins. And yet, somehow, Trump found a way to lose. Bravo.<\/p>\n And now this medical breakthrough from the University of Pulling Facts Out of Your Ass.<\/p>\n Let\u2019s review Trump\u2019s stellar medical credentials.<\/p>\n In other words: the only thing Trump has ever dissected is a Big Mac.<\/p>\n And yet he feels qualified to tell pregnant women that paracetamol is dangerous. Let\u2019s ignore the fact that thousands of peer-reviewed studies and actual doctors say it\u2019s safe. No, let\u2019s listen to the Orange Baboon \u2014 a man whose closest contact with science was probably when he snorted Sudafed like Tic Tacs.<\/p>\n As if Trump\u2019s medical \u201cinsight\u201d weren\u2019t enough, he appoints Robert F. Kennedy Jr. \u2014 a conspiracy-addled ex-addict whose r\u00e9sum\u00e9 includes literally having a dead worm found in his brain<\/em> \u2014 as his go-to health advisor. Because nothing says \u201ctrustworthy expert\u201d quite like someone whose neurons once doubled as compost.<\/p>\n This is the dream team:<\/p>\n Between the two of them, they might be qualified to run a lemonade stand \u2014 but only if someone else handles the math and hygiene.<\/p>\n Here\u2019s the ugly part. If pregnant women actually believe this garbage and avoid paracetamol when they have a fever or infection, the consequences could be catastrophic. High fever can cause lasting damage to unborn children. The danger isn\u2019t paracetamol \u2014 it\u2019s listening to pseudo-experts with egos bigger than their IQ.<\/p>\n So let\u2019s ask the real question: who do you trust?<\/p>\n Exactly.<\/p>\n Mr. Trump, Mr. Kennedy: stick to what you know. For Trump, that\u2019s losing money, inflating crowd sizes, and making golf courses uglier than nature intended.<\/p>\n For RFK Jr., that\u2019s starring in \u201cMy Brain, My Tapeworm & Me.<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n But when it comes to medicine, science, or autism: shut up, sit down, and let the adults talk.<\/p>\n Autistic Brain, fueled by logic (not paracetamol), out. ( with a bit of help of ChatGPT )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" My friends thought my rant was too kind. Hence I asked ChatGPT to create a more punchy one. And oh yeah! ChatGPT delivers! Donald J. Trump \u2014 the self-proclaimed genius who discovered that autism is caused by\u2026 paracetamol. Yes, you read that right. The same paracetamol millions of people use daily without issue. The same…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[124],"tags":[39,51,314],"class_list":["post-529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rant","tag-autism","tag-rant","tag-trump"],"yoast_head":"\nMedical Expertise, Trump-style<\/h2>\n
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Autism and the Real Danger<\/h2>\n
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