Yes, this is a direct rant against the Overseas Orange Baboon, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump. Our make-up orange carrot stated this week that he had found the root cause of autism: Tylenol (more commonly known here in Europe as paracetamol). Yes, according to Trump there is a direct link between paracetamol and the prevalence of autism. I kid you not.
The same Mr. Trump who once suggested that injecting bleach directly into the body could be a possible cure for Covid-19. The same genius who even managed to let a casino go bankrupt in 2014.
Let that last part sink in. All games in a casino are rigged to a certain extent so that the house always has an advantage. It doesn’t matter if you’re playing slot machines, poker, betting on horses, or whatever — the house always wins.
And yet, even with that steady income, this Orange Baboon reached his peak by letting a casino go bankrupt! Go figure.
And now this. And pardon my French, (#@$))(@$#)(#@$) — he now claims to have found the ultimate link that causes autism.
Medical Studies
An average medical study takes 10 to 15 years. The base program alone takes 6 to 8 years. A specialization adds another 4 to 6 years. And pursuing a dedicated research track can take several more years. All in all, it takes a medical student 10 to 15 years to reach the endpoint of their studies.
And did Donald Trump do all of that?
HELL NO! NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Donald Trump
Lets investigate what Donald J. Trump studied.
Donald Trump first attended Fordham University in New York, where he studied for two years.
He then transferred to the Wharton School of Finance and Commerce at the University of Pennsylvania, where he graduated in 1968 with a Bachelor of Science in Economics.
There is no indication that he ever completed any further studies in a medical or scientific field.
And now Mr. Trump suddenly poses as an expert on autism?
RFK. Jr.
And then we get to our Baboon’s assessment of other people. He appointed RFK Jr. as his Minister of Health — the same RFK Jr. who is a former drug addict and in whose brain a dead worm was once found.
So yes! Our walking carrot is really good at assessing people… NOT.
Autism
And what Donald Trump is claiming now is on a whole different level. I am no expert, but telling pregnant women not to take paracetamol because it supposedly causes autism will lead to other health issues that are far worse.
What happens when a pregnant woman develops an infection with a high fever? A fever can do far more damage to an unborn child than paracetamol ever could. And there are hundreds — if not thousands — of studies on the effects of paracetamol on both people and unborn children.
And all of those studies say the same thing: paracetamol is safe to take!
Who do you believe more? All of the experts who studied medicine for years to get to where they are…
Or an orange baboon who once claimed that injecting bleach would help against the COVID-19 pandemic?
o Mr. Trump… please stick to the few things you actually know something about, and trust the people who have truly studied the subject.
Or as we say in Dutch: Schoenmaker, blijf bij je leest — “Shoemaker, stick to your last.”
Autistic Brain, not caused by Paracetamol, out!