I was planning on writing another rant, this time aimed at “haute couture.” But while tinkering with the idea, the post slowly started shifting into something else entirely: an internal reflection about how my own factory, and my CEO Bob, seem to respond to everything “haute.” Analogy I think I finally found the perfect analogy…
Category: Kernel Panic
Chocolate and liver do not share the same zipcode
Reader warning: Before reading this post, I highly recommend reading Kernel Panic #3 first for some additional context. After years of undocumented internal food protocols and culinary short circuits, I have come to one unavoidable conclusion: My Brain Factory was absolutely not designed for haute cuisine or Michelin-starred restaurants. Still, that doesn’t prevent me from…
Kernel Panic #3, Food Mayhem
It has been a while since my last Kernel Panic! post. This one dates back to my very young self. I must have been around five years old at most, as I don’t remember my younger brother being in the picture yet. The background of this kernel panic is set at the house of my…
School: Autistic Edition — The User Manual I Never Got
Introduction The title is a pretty good description of how I felt about my school years: The User Manual I Never Got. I can vividly remember many times when I thought, “I wish I had known all of this beforehand.”“Can’t I do this year again? Because now I know what is expected.”
Kernel Panic #2 — A deal’s a deal — until it isn’t
Apparently, ‘We have a deal’ translates to ‘Let’s confuse the system’ Another story in the Kernel Panic series — once again set in my early youth. I still remember it clearly: it was late spring or early summer. I can recall the weather, the clothes I was wearing, and everything around me.
Kernel Panic #1 — The First I Know Of
And as I said earlier this week — it’s time to start the very first Kernel Panic post in this series. The earliest moment my brain crashed trying to make sense of a simple question. Honest answer, unexpected result — and the birth of my internal codebase. This is actually the earliest kernel panic I…