My friends thought my rant was too kind. Hence I asked ChatGPT to create a more punchy one. And oh yeah! ChatGPT delivers!
Donald J. Trump — the self-proclaimed genius who discovered that autism is caused by… paracetamol. Yes, you read that right. The same paracetamol millions of people use daily without issue. The same paracetamol that has been studied more thoroughly than Trump has ever read a book.
This is the same clown who once recommended injecting bleach as a cure for Covid. The same financial “wizard” who managed to bankrupt a casino — an achievement so rare it deserves its own entry in the Guinness Book of World Records. Casinos are literally designed so that the house always wins. And yet, somehow, Trump found a way to lose. Bravo.
And now this medical breakthrough from the University of Pulling Facts Out of Your Ass.
Medical Expertise, Trump-style
Let’s review Trump’s stellar medical credentials.
- Two years at Fordham.
- A business degree in economics.
- Zero years of medical school.
- Zero years of scientific research.
- Zero years of actually knowing what the hell he’s talking about.
In other words: the only thing Trump has ever dissected is a Big Mac.
And yet he feels qualified to tell pregnant women that paracetamol is dangerous. Let’s ignore the fact that thousands of peer-reviewed studies and actual doctors say it’s safe. No, let’s listen to the Orange Baboon — a man whose closest contact with science was probably when he snorted Sudafed like Tic Tacs.
Enter RFK Jr.
As if Trump’s medical “insight” weren’t enough, he appoints Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — a conspiracy-addled ex-addict whose résumé includes literally having a dead worm found in his brain — as his go-to health advisor. Because nothing says “trustworthy expert” quite like someone whose neurons once doubled as compost.
This is the dream team:
- Trump, a business dropout with a talent for casinos going bust.
- RFK Jr., the human terrarium.
Between the two of them, they might be qualified to run a lemonade stand — but only if someone else handles the math and hygiene.
Autism and the Real Danger
Here’s the ugly part. If pregnant women actually believe this garbage and avoid paracetamol when they have a fever or infection, the consequences could be catastrophic. High fever can cause lasting damage to unborn children. The danger isn’t paracetamol — it’s listening to pseudo-experts with egos bigger than their IQ.
So let’s ask the real question: who do you trust?
- Tens of thousands of doctors, researchers, and scientists who dedicate decades of study to medicine.
- Or an orange baboon and his worm-infested sidekick who couldn’t pass a first-year biology quiz?
Exactly.
Closing Words
Mr. Trump, Mr. Kennedy: stick to what you know. For Trump, that’s losing money, inflating crowd sizes, and making golf courses uglier than nature intended.
For RFK Jr., that’s starring in “My Brain, My Tapeworm & Me.”
But when it comes to medicine, science, or autism: shut up, sit down, and let the adults talk.
Autistic Brain, fueled by logic (not paracetamol), out. ( with a bit of help of ChatGPT )